The Unintended Consequences of Adulting
As someone who grew up under complex circumstances, I have long prided myself on an ability to maintain the delicate balances necessary for being an adult. At some point (for legal reasons: after 21), my motto for approaching stress became, "I don't do [blank] because it might disrupt my careful homeostasis created by caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, and melatonin". While some people don't understand the logic of this statement, many of my peers and colleagues have the nuance to know why I respond to stress in this way. Or in the words of John Mulaney, "What is someone gonna do to me that's worse than what I would do to myself?" However, sometimes, my good intentions turn out to be possible compulsions once I can reflect on decisions I've made with little thought. Such as when I purchased a case (or two) of one of my favorite energy drinks at a discount store. A place I usually go to find niche products that I can't find elsewhere in Pensacola. At